We must always keep a sense (or at least make a valiant attempt) of humor on the road.
Here we have Exhibit A:
Here we have Exhibit A:
This is not a Middle East war zone reconstruction! It was our evening accommodations.
Exhibit B: Hotel construction bribery
Water, candy, chocolate seem to peer out of the bag as if to plead, 'Please stay' 
Like these are going to be effective! Oh, ha ha!
Well, there ya go kids! Until next time!